Vegan
(to the tune of Peggy Lee’s Fever) · Désirée Verhoeven
Never knew how much I loved you Never knew how much I cared But when you put your nose against me I went vegan overnight, I swear You made me vegan, when you sniffed me Vegan when you cuddled me tight Vegan! In the morning Vegan all through the night Sun lights up the day time Moon lights up the night You light up when I call your name 'Cause you know I’m gonna treat you right You turned me vegan, when you sniffed me Vegan when you cuddled me tight Vegan! In the mornin' Vegan all through the night Everybody's going vegan That’s the one thing you should know Veganism ain't a hard thing Vegan is the way to go - Dog Barky loved Pig Oinky Oinky she felt the same When Barky rubbed his cheek against her He barked, Oinky we’re exactly the same Just feed me vegan From now on Vegan only touches my tooth Vegan! Mouth watering Oinky, I won’t nibble your hoof!
A baby bull and Pocahontas
Had a very mad affair
When a farmer tried to kill him
She said: Farmer, oh don't you dare
He turned me vegan
With his kisses
Vegan when he moooos in the night
Let live! Grand his wishes
Farmer, won't you treat him right?
Now you've listened to my story
Here's the point that I have made
Chicks were not born to give you breakfast
Be it scrambled, poached, boiled or baked
They'll turn you vegan, when you meet them
Vegan, if you live and learn
Vegan! You will sizzle
What a lovely way to turn
What a lovely way to turn
What a lovely way to turn
What a lovely way to turn
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